20 Unforgettable Pick Up Lines…You’re Welcome!

funny-animals-making-funny-faces-001I decided to create a post that will hopefully bring a bit of laughter to your day. These are funny pickup lines that you can use on the man or woman of your choosing! Good luck!

Well, im here, what are your other two wishes?

Were you forged by Sauron? Cause baby, you precious!

You’re hotter than papa bear’s porridge!

If you like water, then you already like 72% of me

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother told me to always follow my dreams

Hey, did you just fart? Because you are blowing me away

Are you google? Because you have everything im searching for

Are you a keyboard? Because your my type

Do you have a band aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you

Hey girl feel my sweater. You know what that is? Boyfriend material

Is your name wifi, cause im feeling a connection

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Is your face from McDonalds, cause im loving it

If you were a transformer, your name would be Optimus Fine

This may be cheesy, but I think you are grate….

Is your name Ariel, cause I think we mermaid for each other

You must be a banana, cause I find you a peeling

You look a lot like my next boyfriend

If you were a triangle, you would be acute one

You remind me of chapstick, cause you are the balm

Thank you to pinterest, where I found inspiration for these wonderful pick up lines!th8QWL2VH4

 

 

 

 

 

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