Hey guys! I thought it would be a grrrrreat way to know me by answering these 100 questions about myself. Yes it will be time consuming, but you are worth it!
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? open, I like to scare the monsters in my closet!
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? no, cause I just dunno, don’t
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? the fitted sheet tucked in, and I don’t even usually use the other one
4. Have you stolen a street sign before? no, cause I always thought that was pretty lame
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? no, I hate post it notes, they don’t even stick!
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no, im too lazy for that
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? a bear because I would show that bear who is boss
8. Do you have freckles? yes
9. Do you always smile for pictures? not always, but most of the time, because I have a Grammy winning smile
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? mean, selfish, and rude people
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Let me counter your question with a question, does Dracula drink blood?
12. Have you peed in the woods? only hell yeah
13. Have you ever pooped in the woods? no, my delicate beautiful booty is too high Maintenance for that
14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? yes, duh
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? ewww….yes I do….
16. How many people have you slept with this week? excuse me! I have half the mind not to answer such a private question…but the answer is one, my fiancé
17. What size is your bed? California king baby, gotta stretch
18. What is your song of the week? dream on by Arrowsmith
19. Is it OK for guys to wear pink? sure, is it okay for girls to wear blue? Fun fact pink use to be considered a male color and blue a female color….the more you know….the more you know
20. Do you still watch cartoons? Yes, my favorite is My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
21. What is your least favorite movie? Alice in Wonderland, the cartoon version blahhh
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? under a toilet
23. What do you drink with dinner? tea or diet cherry dr pepper
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? here we go with the invasive questions again, but um gonna have to say buffalo sauce
25. What is your favorite food? chocolate
26. What movies could you watch over and over again and still love? Interview With the Vampire, any movie with Melissa Mccarthy in it.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? my fiancé…doy!
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? no, but I ate a brownie once…
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? nope
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? when I was in basic training for the Army
31. Can you change the oil on a car? nope, although I’ve been shown many times it just wont sink into my brain
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? yes
33. Ever ran out of gas? yes, when I was a youngin’
34. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? veggie and hummus mmmmmm
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? pancakes and turkey bacon
36. What is your usual bedtime? when ever I damn well choose! usually 10
37. Are you lazy? that’s one of my defining traits
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? all types of things, but I was pretty much a vampire most of the time
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? ox
40. How many languages can you speak? 3…if you count gibberish and pig latin, and of course english
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no, I honestly think that they are a waste of money, because we have the internet now!
42. Which are better: legos or lincoln logs? Lincoln logs
43. Are you stubborn? …maybe…a little…
44. Who is better: Leno or Letterman? don’t know don’t care
45. Ever watch soap operas? no…wait, does Monster High count?
46. Are you afraid of heights? whaaat, im not telling you that so you can use it against me, but yes I am
47. Do you sing in the car? yes, but I call it performing
48. Do you sing in the shower?no, im all business
49. Do you dance in the car? no, im too lazy
50. Ever used a gun? yes lots of times